Trolling

Instead of writing my essays, I decided to troll the internet.

“What the hell is internet trolling?” You may ask. Well, I cannot tell you that, because I am still yet to figure it out.

I had first come upon this term in an article called “annoying things people do,” and I thought it sounded badass because it had the word “troll” in it. I immediately typed it into Google, and I happened to see the link for a website called “troll food.” At that moment in time nothing else in the world mattered more to me than finding out what trolls eat. I clicked on the link.

The first thing I see is a giant muffin:

This makes sense. Everybody likes muffins.

The second thing I see is this creepy face:

This kind of scares the shit out of me. This also makes me apprehensive about continuing, but I do it anyways. Next I see this, and am entirely confused:

I come upon this gem. I am still unsure about what is going on at this point, but I am somewhat intruiged...

Then this:

Oh.

My.

God.

Yes.

Long story short, this ends up being the greatest thing that ever happened to me. I read it about seventeen times a day.

Funny side story: On the first day of biology I was reading troll food out loud to myself (after reading some of these you will understand what I sounded like...) and I was having a blast. Nobody talked to me for a long time. I found out recently that everybody thought I was retarted for like six weeks.

JUST KIDDING. (kind of.)

I know you are dying for more…

And because I love you...