Instead of writing my essay, I got on Facebook. I had a blast chatting with my abundance of attractive and popular friends.
JUST KIDDING. I don’t have friends. JUST KIDDING AGAIN… maybe.
I happened to notice a status which I think perfectly explains the thought process one experiences while trying to write college entrance essays:
college<stripper
Instead of liking it and/or leaving a witty yet socially acceptable comment and moving on with life like a normal person, I decided to make a comparison chart to help me decipher the accuracy of the statement.
It is accurate. Stripper wins because there are no essays.
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