A list of things more interesting than an essay:

 

1.     Carrots

2.     Eating Carrots

3.     Watching a dog eat carrots

4.     Listening to NPR

5.     Facebook stalking

6.     Fossil hunting

7.     Going to the Dentist

8.     Picking out lotion

9.     Smelling candles

10.   Flossing

11.   Ugly dogs

12.   Calculus

13.  Typing things in weird fonts on Microsoft Word

14.  You figured it out!

15.  Beanie Babies

16.  Mints

17.  Watching people shop

18.  HTML

19.  Self-help books

20.  Short people

21.  (As to not be prejudiced) Tall people

22.  Poop

23.  Wax

24.  Notebook Paper

25.  Everything else