English Teacher gave me an F. That Bitch.

Remember my essay about time travelling? In case you forgot to read the title of this post, English Teacher gave me an F.  Literally a letter grade of an F. And we don’t even use letter grades in this district…

I guess she was tired of my creative writing shenanigans and wanted to show me who’s boss. So good for her for having some balls. But she is also a dumbass.

You want to know what some of the other kids in our class wrote about?

“How to Paint your Nails”

“How to Prepare Grilled Cheese”

“How to Raise Chickens” (<-- this chick is a little weird…)

“How to Play Football”

This is supposed to be a college level English course, and yet Teacher gives us the same writing prompts we had in THIRD FUCKING GRADE. GOD DAMMIT she just pisses me off. The last thing we need in this world in more un-entertaining, worthless writers and this is exactly how they spawn.

So in order to meet her STUPID FUCKING requirements I shall rewrite my paper and change the topic to “How to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies.”  

IS THAT BETTER, YOU FUCKING BITCH? WILL THAT BE EASIER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND? I DON’T SEE YOU HOLDING A FUCKING PULITIZER PRIZE, GENIOUS.

Anyways, I felt I needed to share with you all the epitome of retarted teachers.

Now on a side note…

I have found a comic that perfectly describes my feelings for Miracle Whip:

(Courtesy of The Oatmeal)



And on another side note, I have drawn a picture for you:



I did totally bull shit that last essay but that's not the point! The point of writing is to be entertaining. You know what's not entertaining? STUPID FUCKING PROCESS ESSAYS.