GUESS WHO’S BACK! Just guess.

“I’m bored out of my fucking mind.”

“Go read a book”

“I’m sick of reading.”

“Go watch house hunters. You like that show, right?”

“Seen ‘em all.”

“Go do one of your hobbies”

“Done ‘em all”

“Go start a blog”

“I did that already”

“Well then go write a blog post.”

“...ok.”

This was a conversation between me and my hot boyfriend. JUST KIDDING. I don't have a boyfriend. It was just me talking to myself.

Wait. Did I already use that joke? Probably.

Anyways, I recently quit my job because my boss is a huge whorebag, which leaves me at home, all day, by myself.

And I’m poor. So that doesn’t help.

At first this was fun, and I enjoyed sleeping in and doing whatever my little heart desired. But it took three days before I had, in fact, done everything my little heart desired (which included getting a book from the library and taking my dog to the dog park.)  

It has gotten to the point where I consider putting on pants a “big ordeal”, so I mostly just watch re-runs on HDTV and sing desperate songs of loneliness to my dog.  

My favorite part of the day is going to the gym. Not because I like to work out, but because I have to sneak around to avoid my whorebag boss and it kind of feels like I’m a ninja-assassin-spy.

So that is fun.

Anyways, in order to save my sanity and make myself feel like I am being a productive member of society, I have decided to start blogging again. In other words, I’M BACK, BITCHES!